thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

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rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

(via erinclarkkkk)

allmymetaphors:

why are there so many “love songs” that mention girls not knowing that they’re beautiful or attractive or whatever like is her insecurity a turn on for you?? are you afraid of being with a girl who values herself enough to leave you when you treat her badly?? wow haha really romantic so impressive 

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